Satalien (satalien) wrote,
Satalien
satalien

Clap your hands starting NOW.

You got a light? 

I'm never going to be a dentist.  It's time to face the sad truth.  All the hours I've spent pulling my teeth have officially been wasted.  I don't know what the fuck happened, but this shit's over.  You want to know the real thing that just pulls your brain out like a fucking molar?  Nobody fucking cares.  I used to have such a knack at diagnosing gum disease just by making people laugh.  And now?  I'm inside a fucking vacuum that's on super-charge-go because someone finally tightened that shit-for-brains belt.

All the people I've helped by telling them what their problem was?  They don't give a shit.  All those jokers who said, "Dentistry's for you, baby," they have disappeared.  And there's no more.

So what the hell do I do with all these teeth?  I made a necklace, but no one will buy it for a dentist's yearly salary.  And so I suck on the fat teat that feeds me until I grow so fucking large, I explode out into a mid-life midwife.  If only the tired and the poor and the huddled masses could suck on a doorknob and make me a man.

Good bye to dentistry.  Hello polyandry.
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