Satalien (satalien) wrote,
Satalien
satalien

Dear America:

I am so fucking incompetent! Just last week, I thought I'd brush my teeth but I forgot and I haven't done it for three months now. Also, I spend a lot of time reading but more time than that MASTURBATING so I don't think you could call me an intellectual. I often say what I don't mean, lie like a bastard, and I like to pretend I'm fucking tougher than i really am.

I'm not particularly religious, but I wouldn't mind pretending to be so. I don't drink a lot. I don't back down from my opinons on things and I'm really small minded when it comes down to it. I just want to be safe, want to be loved, and want to survive (in that order).

CAN I BE YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT IF THIS IS THE BULLSHIT YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR???
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